Introducing $NUKE, the only cryptocurrency that can guarantee your survival in the coming nuclear apocalypse!
As tensions rise and the threat of nuclear war looms large, paranoid investors are flocking to $NUKE as their ultimate insurance policy. Each token represents a share in our top-secret underground bunker, equipped with everything you need to survive the end of the world in style.
P.S. Note that nvesting in $NUKE is no guarantee that you will be immune to hazards associated with nuclear war. You will also not be receiving any of the things stated above. But hey, at least you'll have a comfortable place to die!
Not financial advice. Cryptocurrencies are highly volatile. You and you alone are responsible for all your gains and losses.
God speed.